[M-OOM] Alderaan

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Revan had long ago programmed his computer to pick up any feeds containing the words 'Sith'. Usually it was nothing more than a writer calling some crime 'sithly' and had nothing of real substance about the Dark Jedi. This morning it was no different, but the article – and one from a gossip feed no less – that popped up on his screen caught his attention anyway.

Sith Lord or Sex Lord?

"...the kriff?"

While the infamous Revanchist may be laying low and quiet on the one front, rumors are abound that he's just getting started on the other after a holopic of him and his wife surfaced late Satunda evening.

"...the kriff?!"

The couple already have two children, twins born earlier this year, and look to be gearing - or should we say rearing? - for another.

Revan blanched. Slowly it was all starting to make sense: this past Satunda, the babies were napping, it was near the dinner hour, Kira and him in the kitchen, rearing.

We wish them the best of luck on that endeavour. Even though, and many of our readers will agree, it looks like they don't need it.

One commenter on the holopic said it was "the hottest thing" since the rumors about Revan and his then apprentice Malak during the Mandalorian Wars. And further more, our commenter wondered, "Does his position here have anything to do with that?"

Revan, are you missing your old friend?

"THE KRIFF?!"

Either way, the Revanchist and the gorgeous Jedi Kira Isek have our vote for 'Hottest Celebrity Couple' this year.

And then there, of course, at the very end of the article was the alleged holopic. It was nothing explicit, fully clothed and more allusion than anything, but it was definitely them: Kira with her head back on his shoulder, Revan with his hand south of the counter...

He shut off the datapad and sunk lower into the cushions of the couch, hoping to blend in.

Kira was going to kill him. And maybe he'd let her this time.

But not before attempting to sue the feed, that is.